Last Names....*hmmmm*

Ever had a funny last name?

I'm sure you did, but I bet you don't anymore...but anyway, did you ever get the dumbest jokes made about your name? Like, for example, my last name is King, as is stated in my username. And people make the dumbest jokes I've ever heard like:

Random Guy: "Dude, shouldn't it be Queen? Ya know...Cause you're a girl?
Me: "Ya, I got it." walks off, shaking head slightly in dissaproval.
orrr....

Random Person-Like Person: "Hehe, are you related to Martin Luther King (Jr) or Stephen King, or Larry King or any other famous 'King' by any chance?"
Me: "Hahaha! No. Now leave me alone:" walks off, shaking head slightly in dissaproval.

And then (this may only apply to my class: because thats what they do everytime they say a joke, even if you do laugh, they're quite insane) when you don't laugh when they say this, because it's dumb to begin with and you've heard it about a thousand million times in your lifetime, the conversation continues along these lines....

Person: "Hehe, lighten up, it's a joke!"
Me: "Yes, I am quite aware."
Person: "You're so grumpy and serious all the time" (even though I'm not)
Me: glares "I'm not being grumpy or serious, because I have actually heard that stupid lame ass joke about a bazillion times already, maybe you could've come up with something original that is actually entertaining!"
Person: Becomes scared and leaves.

Yes, I do go into a full-on rant on their asses, it's not my fault they had to be complete dumbarses. (Just Sayin) But enough of my rant, and I am truly sorry to have put you through that, but, quite frankly, it needed to be said.

If you hear a last name such as King, or any other name that may have any joke implied. DON'T MAKE A FRACKIN JOKE! OR THE JOKE POLICE WILL BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL!

kbye!