Do you hate when people steal your french fries? Or perhaps your favorite vegetables? Introducing the new hand-swatter!
This amazing new terchnology allows you to easily swat the thief's hand away without breaking a sweat.
Comes in: Mustard Yellow, Cotton Candy Pink, Strawberry Red and Green.
And if you order now, you can get 5 for the price of one.
But wait! If you order now, we'll add in a limited edition, bib!
And now for a limited time only, if you call now, you will receive a book light. Hoorah!
Call 555-can-it-up-the-butt
Significantly,
Kayla the King
Yes. Um I would like tu order about five dozen of them fly swatters. And give me the bibs tu. I called and there be no one there.
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