Dear forum,
Don'tchya just LOVE goldfish crqckers, forum? Well guess what! I do! Woot. And so here I sit, at the 'manager's receptipn' which is basically just happy hour with a fancier name, eating gold fish, the snack that smiles back, and drinking Shirley Temples for free. God, I love this hotel, THEY HAVE GOLDFISH!!!!!.
At the moment I am typing on my new hand-me down iPod touch as Christmas music plays and my parents talk about manis and pedia like "woot!!! Pedicures and such tomorrow. Oh, pop-asaurus,you can go to Best Buy."
and i still sit here, eating crackers... Thinking about how im being forced to go to Red Lobster later... Even though I hate seafood with a passion, annnddd now we are talking about dying...and how the movie the Poseidon Adventure is based on New Years Eve and that Imma be on a ship this NYE (my new abbreviation for new years eve since its hard to type). And I was like "dur ma, I obviously knew that , durrr" but i didnt say that i said: "yup...I know..."
Be right back... Going to get more golfish. Dude, I think I got some dirty looks for taking too many golfish. Here, lemme explain: see there are these lil containers and there are popcorn bags where they keep the popcorn and and goldies. So i already had a container thing so i put a little bit in there and then i took a bag to fill so I can eat em later in my room and this old person gave me a dirty look like "child, watchyou doin? *gibberish a blah blah*" and i walked away with a look that expressed aomething along the lines of "yah? Well I know where you live, so just keep that in mind. Yaah betxch!" and i just had to go back up and get sister some, mother was like "child, yu gotstah get siater one or imma beatchyou" not really it was more like "pwetty pwease?" and i was like "fine" as i walked off grumpily and filled her bag only half the size of mine. Payback ftw! Teehee!
Kayla does it...with style ;) wonderful pistachios reference for the win! Public displays of affection for the fail. Now i'm back in my room so byee
Significantly,
Kayla the King
reading out of order again. wtf does ftw? is it somtin you made up child?(read with jamacin accent) post me the answer when you have the chance Kay. see ya suckers(dad told me that)
ReplyDeleteAhh, I used to be in the same predicament...ftw means FOR THE WIN YAAAAHHH! :P
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